Two bottles under your sink should never meet

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A bottle, and it does one job. There are eight to twelve of them under a kitchen sink right now.

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15 things

All one hundred mixes come out of them, and they last most of a year.

Shelf prices vary by store and brand. The point is not the figure. It is that one bottle does one job and fifteen ingredients do a hundred.

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Why this costs more than $37 to ignore

Not one of the hundred mixes in this book uses chlorine bleach or ammonia. That was a decision, and here is the reason for it.

The five pairs

Chlorine bleach is already under most sinks in America. So is ammonia, usually sitting inside a glass cleaner, and nobody reads that label. Put the two in the same bucket, or use one straight after the other on the same surface in a bathroom with the door shut, and the air you are standing in changes.

Bleach and ammoniaMakes chloramine gas. The glass cleaner is usually where the ammonia is hiding.
Bleach and vinegarAny acid does it, and vinegar is the one everybody has.
Bleach and rubbing alcoholIn a small room with the door shut, this is the worst of the three.
Peroxide and vinegar, stored mixedFine used one after the other. Not fine sitting together in one bottle.
Vinegar and castile soapHarmless, and useless. They cancel each other out and leave a white curd. Half the recipes online tell you to do it anyway.

The first chapter is four pages on exactly these, at the front, before a single recipe. Not because the mixes in the book are dangerous, but because the bottles you already own are, and nobody has ever said it to you plainly.

If anybody swallows a cleaning product or breathes something they should not have, Poison Control is free and open all night: 1-800-222-1222.

This is what is in it

One hundred mixes, numbered, grouped by where the mess is. Nothing in them needs a special product, a machine, or anything you cannot buy at the grocery store.

Kitchen · 18 mixes

The cabinets above the stove, the oven and its door glass, the burnt ring on the cooktop, burnt pans, the microwave, the disposal, the sticky film on the toaster.

Bathroom · 15 mixes

Shower glass that never comes clear, grout, soap scum, the showerhead, the toilet ring, and the black line in the caulk.

Laundry and stains · 18 mixes

Yellow collars and underarms, blood, cooking grease, coffee, wine, ink, dingy towels, and the old stain you already put through the dryer.

Carpet and furniture · 12 mixes

Pet accidents, red wine, the couch, leather, the dark patch on the arm of a chair, and the mystery stain nobody owns up to.

Floors, windows and wood · 12 mixes

Hardwood, laminate, yellowed vinyl, natural stone, windows without a streak, and the white ring a glass left on the table.

Metals · 7 mixes

Stainless without the streaks, brass gone brown, silver, copper, chrome, rust on cast iron, aluminum gone gray.

Odor killers · 10 mixes

The fridge that still smells after you cleaned it, smoke in the curtains, a musty basement, shoes, the mattress, and the sour smell in the carpet you cannot find.

Outside and the car · 8 mixes

Patio furniture, siding, the oil spot on the driveway, grill grates, car seats, and headlights gone cloudy.

And four chapters that are not recipes: Never Mix This at the front, The Shopping List, What Keeps and What Does Not, and an index that goes by what you are looking at instead of what room you are standing in.

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Every page is laid out the same way

This is mix number twenty, copied straight out of the book.

Soap scum on the tub

Mix1/2 cup baking soda, 2 tablespoons dish soap, 2 tablespoons water. A thick paste.

HowWet the tub with hot water first. Spread the paste around the sides with a sponge. Let it sit, scrub in small circles, and rinse with the hottest water the tap gives you.

How longFifteen minutes.

Why it worksSoap scum is the fat in the soap bonded to the minerals in your water. Dish soap is built to take fat off, and the baking soda gives you grit that will not scratch the tub.

Safe onPorcelain, enamel, acrylic and fiberglass tubs.

Never onA tub with a worn, dull patch already. Grit on bare spots makes them bigger.

Don'tLet it dry out on the surface. Dry paste is just powder and it will not come off easy.

All one hundred are laid out in exactly this form.

The two lines that matter most are near the bottom. Never on is where the money is: vinegar on a stone counter is the lesson most people pay for once. And Don't is not small print, it is the one specific way that mix goes wrong.

Three files come with it, free

Short ones, so you are not opening a 162 page book to check one thing.

Bonus 1

The Shopping List

The fifteen things every mix is made of, what each one does, and what it must never touch. Keep it open at the store.

Bonus 2

Start Here Saturday

Eight mixes, in order, for the spots every house has. One weekend, so you are not staring at a hundred of them.

Bonus 3

Find It By Problem

The whole index as its own file. Look up what you saw, jump straight to the mix.

One last thing

You cannot look this up with one hand holding a rag.

That is not a sales line, it is how it actually goes. The spill is on the counter, you have about a minute before it sets, and you are not going to be searching and reading and deciding which of six strangers to believe. You reach for whatever is nearest, and whatever is nearest is a guess.

It works because it is already on your phone before that happens, numbered, with the time written down and the one line that says what it will ruin.

Nothing happens to me if you close this page. It is your counter and your call.

The Cleaning Bible

100 mixes, 162 pages, PDF, on your phone the moment you pay.

Soap scum off a tub in fifteen minutesThree things you already own, and the reason it works.
The five pairs that must never meet under your sinkFour pages, at the front, before a single recipe.
Which mixes die in six hours in the bottleThis is why most homemade cleaners get called useless.

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